The word gorgeous sounds horrible. It sounds so terrible and ugly, don't you think? If you do not agree with the above statement, a deep hole will be prepared for you to fall in. Guys who use the word gorgeous on a girl are not right in the mind. In a recent poll, 70% of the polls participants said that they do not like the word "gorgeous". Therefore, you should not like it either!
If the word gorgeous comes up more than five times in this paragraph, I will either die or become mentally ill. The word gorgeous is a terrible word because I think I'm going to go snowboarding during spring break. It does not sound nice because it does not roll on the tongue. Additionally, it sounds a lot like gorilla. Because those two words sound so alike, it might lead to girls mishearing it when guys try to compliment their girlfriends. That would lead to a lot of angry girlfriends which would lead to fights which eventually increases the rate of breakups. Later on, the guys would be depressed and stop coming to school. We might even enter the age of a new "Depression" as depression is seen to be a contagious feeling just like yawning. In conclusion, the word "gorgeous" is an atrocious word.
"If you do not agree with the above statement, a deep hole will be prepared for you to fall in." - Ad Baculum
ReplyDelete"That would lead to a lot of angry girlfriends which would lead to fights ... We might even enter the age of a new "Depression" as depression is seen to be a contagious feeling just like yawning." - Slippery Slope
"In a recent poll, 70% of the polls participants said that they do not like the word "gorgeous". Therefore, you should not like it either" - Ad Populum
"If the word gorgeous comes up more than five times in this paragraph, I will either die or become mentally ill." - appeal to pity
ReplyDelete"The word gorgeous is a terrible word because I think I'm going to go snowboarding during spring break." - Red Herring
"It does not sound nice because it does not roll on the tongue." - post hoc